i love penis, and my super-tak 50.

so my friend made me something. and it is related to the title, i promise. here it is:

i can't be the only one who thinks this looks like row upon row of bent over asses.

wondering what this is yet? no because nobody's reading this?

here's a hint. this is the asshole of the thing.....

TIS A HANDMADE PAPER PENGUIN :D

although certain people (ie his creator LOLOL) might object, his name is tobias penis dungeonmaster. toby for short. "penis" with his friends. just so we're clear on that. and it seems pretty cute, yes?

all warm and huggable and all that creepy shit. well, once you fuck with it...

penis will pwn your ass.

also, 

<3 this lens. that sexy bokeh...okay a bit hard edged in the top right, but otherwise it's smoother than an asian hooker's skin. though how much does that really mean? okay, upperclass hooker. the ones that prefer to be called "escorts".

and yes the supertak does flare a bit with a direct light source in it (this is wideopen, f1.4)

but stop it down some (this is like f2.4...ish? whatever's between f2 and f2.8 on the aperture ring) and it's reduced to a tiny little red dimple. which is quite easily cloneable:

boom.

in more meaningful news (hah, blog, meaningful - geddit?) i are heading back to deepcove today. i was originally gonna do one of those one-lens only photowalks around downtownish or something (with the super-tak 50. because i would fuck it if i could. okay not really. it's radioactive.), but then i woke up and my mom was like i'mma go to deep cove again today. wanna come? and i was like yeah. and that's that. doesn't seem to be as foggy but we'll see. plus, one of my shots (the boat one) was potentially storytelling, but it only told half a story. i wanna complete it, make a two-frame sequence that really tells a story. why you might ask? because at stevehuffphoto.com they're running a contest for two-frame story-telling photo sequences that tell a story. the grand prize? a leica motherfucking m9. that's a $7000 camera for you. and leica isn't just any expensive camera brand. if you shoot anything more than a point and shoot, you know to bow down and give blowjobs to leica lenses. and their cameras too, but largely their lenses. i doubt i'll win but i might as well try right ? and then after that i can spend every waking moment studying bio/chem ^.^