Monday, December 27, 2010

merry emo christmas!

so i wake up christmas morning to a vibration. i check my pants. it's not coming from there. i check my sextoy cabinet. it's not coming from there, either. oh look, it's from my phone! and it's some noob calling me and offering sex for a discounted christmas price asking if i wanna go out, anywhere, wherever. i have the car and no plans, and no idea where i'd go. so obviously, i say yes.



pictured: some noob.

anyways we go do some stuff at some person's house and then we drive to steveston, richmond. wow, i just totally ripped that captioning thing off of Cracked. anyways, digressing. so we go to steveston cause it appeared to be relatively sunny there (spoiler: it wasn't) compared to vancouver. (digression: hah, i just  fucked with time with that clusterfuck of tenses in these  two sentences. suck on that, every english teacher ever) along the way we heard a squeaky sound coming from the car and thought it was about to explode right from beneath our genitals and leave us alive but castrated, so we stopped to see what it was. turns out the window was open a sliver, making the wind moan in pleasure or something. that's how i imagine wind would moan, anyways. 

me mimicking the wind moaning. this is my usual driving/O face. 

and then when we arrived, we found out that it was infact not sunny, but really goddamn depressing. there was about 5% of the sky which was orgasmically sunset-y, but the rest of the 95% was rather soulcrushing with a slight chance of blueballs-inducing. well that joke totally didn't work out. anyways, this was meant to be an impromptu photowalk, and walk and photoed we did. from that pov, it was kind of a split thing for me - i had a few moments of pure inspiration where i knew what i was going for and, to my nerdgasmic joy, achieved (or so i'd like to think). and then a few which kinda fell flat. and also the ones which i just took because they're somebody's dad's grave or something?

somebody's dad's grave from some unheard-of anime, or something. inuyasha, i think it's called.

also, rabbit (glory)holes. hah, the only people who'll get that one are the really dirty ones. 

one of those barely/semi-inspired ones. i think i have an assignment for sculptures but forgot what we're sposed to do. on another note, did you know that in some cultures, this is a symbol for gullibility?

i actually kinda sorta like this one, but the framing is just kinda awkward, and i can't  find a crop of it that i like, so this is in the semishitty section.

and finally, the ones i'm pretty damn proud of:


this one in particular is in no small part inspired by Slipknot's latest album's cover art












this one's a bit marred by the blown highlights and slight misframing. but these, to some extent, don't really matter. the more i look at acclaimed/famous/universally hailed photos, the more i realize that as long as you got it right, it doesn't matter if there's flare, or if it's out of focus, or if the shadows/highlights are blown, as long as it doesn't detract from the image. sometimes it even adds to it.




all of these were taken with the DA15 (coincidence? who knows. but the more i use this lens, the more i love it/want to go out with it). something you might notice about these is they've all been pretty heavily PPed, which leads into that whole omg-PPing-is-wrong-should-do-it-like-in-film-where-you-just-get-it-right-in-camera. and to that, i have a  few responses/opinions:
  • first and foremost, PPing is not new in the digital age. it's certainly a lot easier/quicker with all sorts of programs available now, but it's been done all throughout photographic history - in the darkroom. people tend to forget about it because, before the advent of digital photography, they just sent it off to the nearest london drugs for those guys to do for them. that's the equivalent of shooting in JPEG today. now, i was never that great in the darkroom, but even so, i'd used it before to do all this (and all of these are sometimes looked down upon in the digital age as being wrong or unethical or unskillful)
    • save shots from over/under exposure
    • add effects (ie multiple exposure), tweak the shot or reframe/crop
    • do crazy shite (solarization. the HDR of film)
  • doing it to further the message or emotion or indescribable factor that you want your photo to evoke is okay. in that sense, the picture, the negative, whatever, is like your stencil, and PP is like your crayon (or w/e you wanna colour/fill in with). you see what you want from a scene, and maybe out of camera it's not exactly how you want it - maybe exactly how you want it, the exact lighting conditions or contrast or whatever are physically impossible/never going to happen - but through PP, you realize what you see, which may or may not match up what's physically in front of you at the time of the shutter opening. now, for shots where you go back and realize only after the fact that the shot could be made into something magnificent, that's a bit more iffy, but i don't think there're any problems with that too.
  •  doing it to "fix" a photo is iffyish, but sort of okay. if it's a backup measure incase something goes terribly wrong (let's say the sun peeks out and you take a shot meant to expose for cloud cover lighting, or osmething), then that's okay. if you plan to take poorly exposed photos and lean solely on PP to fix it for you and make up for it, i'm kind of against that. that said, there's a difference between that and, say, underexposing to preserve highlights so as to give more latitude in editing, or the opposite.
  • if your PPing is the only thing which makes your photo looks good, and the other  stuff (composition, depth of field, all that kinda shite) is rather meh, then it's a no for me. in that i mean if, for example, you have a rather bland sky or a boring, uneventful sunset, and you tweak the colors so that it seems like there's an ungodly thunderstorm coming your way or it's the end of the world, then...no. unless it's to do the first point, in which case it's debatable. however, there's a difference between doing that and "restoring" a picture - see, RAWs are, by nature, going to be less contrasty/saturated that in real life, and than a JPEG of default settings. this is because JPEGs are by default pumped up in color and contrast to make them have a better "pop" - so lazy people who don't want to bother with lightroom or whatever are happy with their shots. RAWs on the other hand, take a rather comparatively bland photo, so as to give the photographer maximum room to edit - be it colors, contrast, exposure, etc. therefore, it'll be less contrasty, less saturated, etc., than the original scene, and it's up to the photog to "restore" it to how it was when they saw it. ofc, if they're "remembering" a pedestrian cloud as a thunderhead, then...........yeah...
well that was a long ramble, even for me. here's a canadian-cities-are-shitty-joke to make up for it:

LOLHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHyeahw/e.

or a masculinity joke at myself. guess which car i drove here. hint, it's the beige one.


oh yeah, and as an extension on the PP thing - i feel like i'm getting pretty good results from my PP. i'm starting to figure out how to not overdo things, while simultaneously getting the balls to do more than barely anything. apparently the " \ " key in lightroom does a before/after for you, which helps. and doing multiple versions of fuckin' everything, also helps, as long as you don't choke that bitch called hard drive space. like, for the shots above, i had a few different versions. one of them had four - bland, final, blue/emo cast, B/W:





blogspot won't let me post that in a nice little 2x2 square like i'd like to, so i won't bother posting the other versions of the other shots. i feel like i have a pretty good repertoire of various effects/atmospheres/whatever, but one thing i wanna get good at is making better black and white conversions, or a good/better eye for what would convert nicely. the ironic thing is that i've been taking black and white film photography for the past 3 years.  but i mean, these're all pretty shitty imo:


ok this one's just a bad shot in general, but still.

anyways, to close that off, thanks to the aforementioned noob for calling me up and getting me to go out and shoot; it was a good day, cloudy or not. the increased boob presence/sex jokes were great ;D LOLOL

but no thanks for not converting to b&w sexily ): 

awkward-this-is-supposed-to-be-over-but-isn't-side-note: so i posted those shots that i was proud of onto PentaxForums, a forum that i embarassingly frequent ( i really need to think of a new username), and it seems people like it. people've posted some nice comments on my photos before, but this one really touched me: 

"I want to thank you for these pictures. I absolutely love this kind of weather, as where I lived up until last year experienced it for about a third of the days out of the year (due to the proximity to the lake, I suppose). Somehow the bleakness and wind and cold, something in the subdued light, makes me feel a special sort of being alive, something apart from all the pointless concerns of modern life. I moved this past summer, to somewhere farther inland, and I've been missing these days. So thank you for sharing. "

cause i mean, at the end of the day, it's really fuck aperture, fuck shutter speed, fuck which lens you use or what brand of camera you have; it all boils down to the photo, and the response people get from it. so to see someone respond to a photo of mine like that is really, really amazing to me. and also:

"Very moving shots, you captured the scenes very nicely. Made my Winter Depression ten times worse.....which is bad for me, but good for your photo ability.
Regards!"

while not strictly  along the lines of what i just mentioned in terms of response to a photo, this doesn't hurt either:

"Nice work!

First and last are my favorites - don't make me choose :-)

Edit - cheez, you're not helping out my camera saving plan with that DA-15 :-)"


of course, there was also some troll (or something) who posted saying that the above comments "encouraged less that beautiful photography" and that basically my shots were horrible and could maybe be saved by severe cropping and exposure correction. now, cropping for framing, maybe, i can see that happening. severe cropping, i'm not sure what he has in mind. exposure correction though, is where i call bullshit. i wasn't taking this shot to try and evoke a sense of bright, happy joy. and, in other threads that he's criticized, it seems like he also kind of misses the point of a lot of things. i guess a perfectly centered histogram in a studio setting is the only thing that satisfies him. on a funny note, the shots he's uploaded to his gallery are rather shitty. so between that and his rather questionable opinions, both in my thread and others, i kinda..don't give a shit about him. even if they were valid points, i still feel really proud that my photos affected people, even in that small little way.

well didn't that just boost my e-peen nicely. makes up for the ballcrushing i've been enduring in reversi lately ):

Monday, December 13, 2010

blusterymcbluster

my post titles are so really randomly retarded that it rearry makes me...rage? idk. some sort of r-word. not neccesarily r-rated though ;D anyways.

so right now i'm raging, but that's okay, and not what i'm going to talk about (yet). what i AM gonna talk about is  how stanley par sunset yesterday was absolutely orgasmic. there's....really not much more to add onto that, besides, well, the pics.



hah, teased. no sunset here, bish. but anyways, this was a pretty cool shot from yesterday anyways, it was shot not with my macro lens, but my 50, reversed (i'm starting to really love this lens). while it wasn't too hard to use, you have to focus it first (ie move back and forth) and then stop it down. since it takes about 10 clicks to get to f-11 where there's just about enough DoF, it takes a bit to stop down and in that time i don't really stay still, so it might've moved out of focus. so i still prefer using a macro lens overall, though if i ever have to go super light with only 1 or 2 lenses, reversing seems to work pretty well. what always amazes me about macro is there's so much more detail than meets the eye - i saw a semi-alien looking plant with waterdroplets; only after the shot did i notice that there were not 1, but 3 tiny insects (2 of which are out of focus, but i never noticed them in the first place) in this shot.

anyways, to the glorious sunset.




teased again. though i guess this does have more sunset in it than the above macro. i thought this shot was pretty awesome imo (and @ the burned-out blacks - no camera sensor can handle the DR in this scene. even to the naked eye it was almost burned out anyways); i was trying to be more composition-oriented this photowalk and i think this reflects that, somewhat. gulls of the apocalypse?

anyways, no more teasing. prepare for about 10 shots of more or less the exact same thing. i took over 150 shots this walk and came back with about 40 because i basically camerajizzed and shot the same thing about 30x each.



you should notice a significant difference between these two shots. one's a bit more to the left. and there's a bird in one. and about 5 seconds in between them.





these two are much more different. by about 5 minutes. also, i absolutely love this lens's (15) flare pattern/resistance



in person, this was every bit as spectacular as it looked like. in particular, though it wasn't the main spectacle, that gradient of blue was really cool - near the sun, it was a pale blue like you'd see in the afternoon or something, slowly becoming yellow/orange, but the higher you turned your head, the darker blue it was. soooo cool. after that sunset, it was a pretty run-of-the-mill photowalk, nothing particularly spectacular...



just a swan or two.













and we saw a heron, but they're not exactly rare in vancouver. and i didn't really get to get that close for good shots anyways..only about 3 feet or so.





those cats (bird) was fast as lightning (1/13 of a second)






being more open-minded about composition in action. and cloning out branches. i dunno what to think about the hexagonal background lights - on the one hand, i hate it and wished there were more aperture blades to make it more round and smooth. on the other hand, in all other aspects, i love this lens (the 50), so i'm undecided.



and being a bit artsyish:



these two are a bit redundant but both have their merits - one's more of a dying sun thing, the other's more of a approaching night thing. sounds synonymous, but if you get what i'm saying, it's totes not. at least not in these two shots. 



the sun's had its fun



and now it's time to run.



of this set, i'm pretty proud that i didn't have to do much in way of photoshopping for the artsy ones, and instead got pretty much everything right in-camera - composition, etc. overall, an (obviously) great photowalk.

that said, holy shit. the night before i'm about to shoot with a pro photographer at the aquarium, and my (fake chinese) flash (that i told my dad not to buy) stops working on me. and apparently, it's not unheard of with this flash (the real version anyways - mine is the fake ripoff nobody's heard of). and, ofc, being bought from hk, there's no refunds and no warranty. fuckitymcfuckerson. time to bring out the adhesive (tape) and DIY diffuser (translucent camera body cap, or tissues.

on that lovely note, here's an HDR pano (two (okay technically 6) frame pano, with 3 frames for each..frame. to be HDR'd). this was a while before the actual sunset, which is why the colours are more washed out here than in the earlier ones. though it does look a bit less saturated on photobucket than the original file...and more purply. strange. whatever:


Wednesday, December 1, 2010

i just discovered the earth is flat

but that's not what's awesome. what's awesome is, APPARENTLY I CAN USE MY TV REMOTE AS A REMOTE FOR MY CAMERA LOL. yeah, read that online somewhere, took out my tv remote, spammed all the buttons and lo and behold, the "favourites" button trips the trigger. it's a little bit cheaper than a $30 remote from pentax, but it's also a little bit bigger (a penis, instead of an SD card size. penises tend to be 10" or so...oh, is that just me? nevermind then).

am i really making dick jokes on my own blog? i seem to have hit a new low.

but yeah, that'll be pretty awesome - i can do group photos with myself in it now, without having to run for it during the self timer (provided i hide the remote before the camera fires LOL), landscape photos will be a bit easier to do if im doing long exposure (bulb mode => i can just tap it once to fire, tap it again to end it.)

so, yeah, cool shit. i love these little nerdgasms.