now these were the surprise highlights of this photowalk, there were signs everywhere telling us to watch out for some mystical birds called sandhill cranes, but i didn't see a thing all throughout the park. until, that is, these BAMFs showed up. everytime i look at this top pic here, it always reminds me of that scene in the first jurassic park movie, where the velociraptors are in the kitchen and they're yelling and shit and making that TOUGH (rhymes with dough. or, alternative, TOW, like towing a car. that sound. shit, im going to stop typing out phonetics, s'getting embarassing) sound. these cranes look like they're doing exactly that imo, except irl it was higher pitched and 50x freakier.
and this bottom pic here is the result of some guy having an app on his iphone that mimiced bird calls - probably shittily, like if martians had apps on their phones that made strangled redneck sounds or something (shit, i'd check that out if i hear dsomething making that kinda sound) - which brought the cranes over to us. the little kids then proceeded to handfeed them bird seeds. yknow, the birds with the 2-foot-long beak of mass destruction. but they didn't really do anything (one of the two spazzed at the kids' mom and they all ran screaming. it was kinda funny actually. except for the fact that they walked EXACTLY like fucking velociraptors.).
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